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This is not Betty Crocker's Gluten-Free Bisquick mix. Nope. |
Is Mercury in retrograde? And if so, Darling, do I believe it can wreak havoc with recipes? I started out with a different approach to this peach cobbler recipe, you see. I thought I'd try out the new
Betty Crocker Gluten-Free![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vxupWivwi0L6bT_a5-h0s9DNl41eBCWvgNZ5iysGRLAMrM_0maa7THieSZsvrs1jOUSuaRKhgwKfNy3uPv6HYwjnlW47RLXwvFACoKW1JqLEUQZ9V-fkj4PO3O694zmvopvRewaBFBH2PT7STIO7tNDAj-_LdS1GwPX-gxPtv1vJ6D4a6VzwQ-SA=s0-d)
Bisquick mix I bought this week. I imagined a golden topped biscuity crust you could sink your teeth into, a melt-in-your-mouth forkful of shortcake, dripping with warm and sticky-sweet juice.
But what I got was a bone white mound of anemic dough (scarily reminiscent of
Play Dough![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uhyrS9yt-F_2e2AWy5nLO13HpJ8nJD_I11PH8ynjBRNxkKAiQZbXtrh6KpfbP72AmFYvNqYkz_2PxgTlLAz1QvMe4Du6E_yWh1pRWwvs1VuktTqkZ7bINOXfDK_awninvSxvAmoL1p6-BSrRfoRHFTWk8v1nHEOIlxFT3dfp9vbXY1GW51BV-N=s0-d)
) baked into what can only be described as yesterday's mashed potatoes. It didn't even
try to turn golden. And it didn't melt in your mouth like a biscuit. It just sat there on your tongue. Flavorless. Bored. Expecting to be admired without effort. Like those
Fame Junkies![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tApGR1hqWztqOMZ6N9fhzf3FVPC-4PESUPqkWVyYy9F6J1dmmUuJYhqHGL9pgvMj_VvO9pOHfSD8J6M2-vp-wEy0wFvoxq23bXYfKft1ZgK7pALuCu27yiwHgnKo3-sayH-4CO0HGoo4BOuZWcHgZ1yr7QFhl35JIf6LBZKYy6jpdDMdRDAhW67A=s0-d)
who are famous for simply being famous. They haven't actually accomplished anything to garner their celebrity status. They just nurture a deeper narcissistic ambition than your average high school beauty queen. They expect adulation because they exist.
Like an awful lot of the gluten-free foods churned out by
corporate![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uYpGSM0O3CdjEHvApg_oJKidglYk2M6Y22PC2Xpx-vvdYYiRrbHUJ_-z5NCtTiZunvEF0csRBU3jTWzey0MbUtouqCNwN6IEL7nTozLt-WC-nV2qhCMs3-NLA8ACvZAk01Yq5-c9gGhiLtZouL5cz-h3qwDFVJmhrMm5sxqxfEEA60Ld01dqDD9g=s0-d)
entities.
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